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FARK.com: (14086146) With smoking becoming less popular, Marlboro Man is forced to branch out into bank and passport fraud
Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.
Celebrate Pride Month With These 12 Inspiring Bible Passages About Pride
It's Pride Month again, making this the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found in God's Word that pertain to the subject.
Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box
U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces for you has reportedly taken off with consumers.
Fake Bands Boycotting State Freedom 250 Go Viral
Whether rally or concert series, Twitter made sure to get these jokes off.
Deranged Robotics Cult at Duke Accidentally Summons Lovecraftian Outer God
Guest blogger HP Lovecraft writes on the latest advances in robotics.
Roost is a messaging app where messages aren’t instant; they...
Roost is a messaging app where messages aren’t instant; they travel between users at the speed of whichever bird they use to send it. Note sending is limit
Song of the Summer: The CNN Breaking News Alert
After Memorial Day Weekend, there is no doubt that the Song of the Summer is The CNN Breaking News Alert.
Opinion: I Don’t Care That He’s the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, This Is the Best Haircut I’ve Ever Had
I think many of us would agree that good customer service is hard to find in jolly London town, and even rarer is quality service. So yeah, sometimes I might lo...
De New Ministry of Miracles
Dem boys seh Guyana got a strange disease. It ain’t COVID. It ain’t dengue. It ain’t even pothole fever. Is de belief that nothing in dis country can happ...
New Study Finds Gen Alpha Lacks Skills To Tie Belongings Up in Bandana Hanging From Stick Before Running Away From Home
The Springvale Research Institute released an exhaustive peer-reviewed study revealing that those born between 2010 and 2024 have failed to acquire many necessa...
Opinion: Cutting Bangs is Not “Letting the Intrusive Thoughts Win” Unless You Do It With a Samurai Sword You Grabbed Off a Museum Wall Before Getting Tackled By Security
Okay, folks. Gather round, because you’ve all been pissing me off, and it’s time we nipped this issue in the bud. I know every movie you’ve ever seen has ...
This “Freedom 250” Generator Lets You Build A Lineup Worse Than The Real One
Because they really need some new suggestions.
LBCF: Three Days of the Chicken
Wherein the Greatest Investigative Reporter of All Time meets with a member of the shadowy evil conspiracy so he can offer to bury their secrets in exchange for...
FARK.com: (14082162) Shiatler dodges rules in rush to douse DC horse statues with gold. Golden calf on standby
Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.
10 Consequences Of Harambe's Death
Ten years ago, this world lost one of its greatest heroes: Harambe, the gorilla. Friend to many and beloved by all, the loss of Harambe left a gaping hole that ...
Family Hit Hard By Rising Cost Of Necessities Like Gas, Groceries, Netflix, DoorDash, Discount Wine Club, Pie-Of-The-Month Subscription
KANSAS CITY, KS — With economic concerns still growing across the United States, one local family explained that they feel they have been hit especially hard ...
Daily Cartoon: Thursday, May 28th
Juan Astasio’s Daily Cartoon riffs on Donald Trump’s strategy and merchandising.
Tom the Dancing Bug’s Dementia Donnie settles with himself and grabs all the Teddy Grahams!
A cartoon by Ruben Bolling.
Canadian Grandma Excited To Hear Her Family Is Paying To Hire A MAID
CALGARY — One elderly woman was convinced that her life was soon going to change forever, as the Canadian grandmother expressed excitement after hearing that ...
‘SNL’ can’t stop making fun of conservatives, Trump — and unbelievable data proves it
A whopping 91% of jokes delivered on “Saturday Night Live’s” Weekend Update segment this season targeted conservatives, while 82% of characters during the...